5 wacky uses for a log splitter

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If you thought a log splitter was just for, well, splitting logs then you were wrong. Read on to find out what else you could do with one…

Mad Scientist

Mad scientists could use one, in an attempt to split the atom…

Nuclear fission has some pretty cool uses.  It can power your house, for instance, or blow up a neighbouring country.  And it could all start with a swift blow from the log splitter.

 

Hairdressers could use one – there’s nothing better for splitting hairs…

Actually, it’s pretty multi-purpose for hairdressers really.  They could use it to get a really straight edge to your fringe.  Or they could use it to split hairs about their latest girly drama.  See, you didn’t realise a log splitter was so adaptable, did you?

 

Boy bands could use one, next time they plan to split…

It would save all that bickering about who said what, who gets what, who was the worst singer (when we all know they’re just as bad as each other).  Instead it’d be a nice clean cut, straight down the middle.  Job done.

 

 

Chefs could use one to make the perfect banana split…

After all, making a perfect banana split is no easy task.  You have to get the perfect bananas, cherries, ice cream, chocolate sauce.  Use the log splitter and… taa daa! … the perfect banana split.

 

Divorcees could use one, when it came to splitting assets…

Houses, cars, mortgage agreements.  Who gets the children.  Who disowns the rabbit.  All this can be solved with a swift blow from the log splitter, negating expensive legal costs and saving on time and heartache.

 

…Or…

 

 

You could just use one for splitting wood!

But then that would be boring, wouldn’t it?

 

 

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