Garden vacs and other machines that suck

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sinclair c5

Some machines suck - in a bad way

Some machines really suck (in a bad way) like the Sinclair C5 above, and then there’s the machines that really suck … suck stuff up in a good way, like the mega helpful garden vac.

Have a ponder at our collection of real bad suckers and the good ones too.



Dishwashers suck
Photo by Andrea Castelli

You might be keeping up with the Joneses, but dishwashers suck! They take ages and you have to clean most of the dirty dishes before you put them inside anyway — hello!?

Dyson Vacuum Cleaner

dyson hoover

Dyson hoovers - super suckers
Photo by Steve Garfield

They look like something out of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but Dyson’s vacuum cleaners will suck up everything in sight including your pets and children. Super sucker.

Onion Goggles

onion goggles

Onion goggles - real bad suckers
Photo by Darren Foreman

No more tears when your cutting onions with these mad professor onion goggles. Yes, somebody did actually invent these. Real bad suckers.



Gobstoppers - hours of sucking fun
Photo by Chelsea Smile

Let’s not forget the trusty gobstopper machine, which for a couple of coins will always provide you with hours of sucking fun.

Road Sweeper


Road sweepers suck good
Photo by 233627

Opinion is divided on the road sweeper. Sure it cleans up the streets like your favourite superhero, but it also makes a hell of a racket in the morning. This one sucks good, but sucks.

Garden Vac

garden vacs

Garden vacs - our favourite suckers

Why brush when you can vac? It sucks all day long, mulches up leaves and will clean up your garden faster than you can say, “Is it autumn yet?” This baby’s our favourite sucker.

Posted in Garden vacs.

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